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Fiction Fragment Friday

This story was very loosely inspired by a dream. When I started writing it and realized it was going to be a Benjamin Eversole story I knew that most of the dream inspiration went out the window. The dream itself was a very complicated one where I had a daughter that did not know that I was her father. There were also mice and rats all through the house that she lived in and I was trying to deal with them. When I told her in the dream that I was her father she was upset at me for keeping it from her all that time.

I know this story doesn’t seem inspired by that dream at all, but it is strange how the most minor of things from an inspiration source can develop into something so different.


                It was the most horrible sight I had ever been proud to see.  My cat; Captain Meowregard Octavious McClaws, Captain for short; trotted towards me with something the size of a dead rat in his mouth.  At first, I thought it was some weird mutated red rat, but as he got closer, I could make out more details.  The thing had little horns sticking out of its head, a forked tail, and a very flat face.  It was much dead though if the missing throat was any indication.  The scent of burnt sulfur hit my face and almost overwhelmed me.

                “That’s a good kitty Captain.  “Now why don’t you drop the horrible abomination and go get a drink to wash out your mouth?”  I pitched my tone high and praising hoping that just for once he would actually do what I asked him.  He being a cat completely ignored me and started shaking the creature in his mouth back and forth.  When I reached out to take it, Captain hissed and swiped a claw at my hand.  Then he hopped up on my bead and dropped the bleeding corpse right on my pillow.  After circling three times he lay in a ball on my blanket and meowed.

                As any well-trained human knows this was my signal to pet his head exactly three times telling him he is a good boy before stepping back.  If I pat him four times, he will flip over presenting his tummy and latch onto my hand with his claws and teeth.  I grabbed a bag of cat treats from my bookshelf and dropped a handful of them on the bed far away from the present he had presented me with. 

                A thorough examination of the thing laying on the pillowcase I would soon be pitching in the trash told me that it was some sort of demon.  An imp to be more precise.  There are twelve varieties of demons, but I had only personally encountered demons of nightmare and desire.  I knew that imps were fairly week pyromaniacs who enjoyed torturing the young, old, and infirmed.  Basically, anyone they thought would be weaker than themselves.  Outside of the basics though I really didn’t know much about demons.  It was far from my area of study. 

                “I suppose I really shout expand my areas of study if I’m going to call myself the Mystical Guardian of St. Louis,” I mused to myself.

                  “You could just stop calling yourself that.  You already spend too much time reading.  We should watch more movies instead.”  Lily my pixie roommate zipped around the room.  She didn’t seem capable of staying in one place very long.  I suppose when you are only a couple inches tall and prey for most wild animals you learn to keep moving.  She finally caught sight of the dead imp on my pillow.  “Eww, I hope you plan on burning that pillowcase.” 

                  “That’s probably a good idea, but what do I do with the body?  These things are fireproof even when dead.” 

                “It’s not dead,” she said with complete confidence.  “It’s just playing dead.”

                I turned back towards the demon just in time to see it leap through the air at my face.  The wound on its neck had healed completely and very sharp looking claws had grown from its fingers.  No matter what Lily might tell you I did not scream like a startled child.  It was a very manly battle cry I let out as I stumbled backwards with a ten-pound imp riding me to the ground.  Blood soaked my shirt from the claws digging into my chest.  I was not wearing any of my gear so I would be limited to my stored reserves of energy. 

                Thankfully I wouldn’t need to use any of my magic on the thing.  As I started to gather my energy Captain leapt from the bed pouncing on the imp.  My chest was shredded as it tried to hold on, but my cat was far too tough. Captain Meowregard’s claws smacked the imp faster than my eyes could follow.  It backed towards the door right into Maximillion the Magnificent, my dog who I call Max for short.  Max grabbed him by the neck and shook him before tossing him to the ground and wondering why he wasn’t playing anymore.  Lily was firmly perched on the top of my bookshelf.  She was not a fan of my pets. 

                “See vicious creatures.  I don’t know why you let them stay inside where us civilized folks live.”  She crossed her arms over her chest, and I had to fight back a smile.  She was adorable but would be extremely annoyed with me if I acknowledged that. 

                “Because they are good boys.  Aren’t you two?”  I again raised my tone up high and praised my pets.  “Big strong demon hunters.  Who’s gonna get special food for dinner tonight?  You two are.”  I vigorously rubbed Max’s head and gently patted Captain just three times.  Then I stood and faced the Imp.  I couldn’t be sure if it was dead or playing possum again.  “Hey Lily, how could you tell that it was still alive?”

             “Duh, pixies can see life energy.  You can never fool a pixie.”  She said it with pride and her chin held high.  “It’s still alive now but hurt pretty bad.”

                I reached up to the shelf next to her and felt a twang of disappointment when she flinched.  I met her by saving her life from a wild cat.  I knew she trusted me as much as she could, but it had hurt her bad enough she couldn’t fly for over a month.  I tried not to take her reaction personally, but you can’t always control how you feel.  It also made me hurt for her, but I just didn’t know how to help her get through the fear when she wouldn’t admit it was there.  I saw her relax as I grabbed the vial of holy water from the shelf and kept my hand far away from her. 

                The creature’s eyes opened as I poured the holy water on it.  I whispered a silencing spell so my neighbors wouldn’t hear the thing scream as it dissolved.  The burnt sulfur smell turned to one of decay as the creature turned to a black goo that was going to stain my carpet.  Do steam cleaners get out demon?  I guess I would have to find out the hard way.     

Failed Delivery

Fiction Fragment Friday

I do not have strong feelings about this week’s story. I wanted to do something onboard a spaceship again, but didn’t really have a strong grasp of what I wanted to accomplish. I don’t really see this story being one that I return to.


                Jump drives are by far the most reliable method of travel that mankind has ever invented.  I know this, understand the science behind them, and have personally experienced almost a thousand jumps over the course of my career.  Logic tells me that there is nothing to worry about when we jump.  Of course, my brain doesn’t always listen to logic.  I have never made a jump without having to push down my anxiety in the moments just before.  As captain I can’t let my crew see this weakness though.  I need to be the rock they can rely on. 

                “Jump complete.  Systems show a variance of .62% long.”

                “Excellent work Mr. Henderson.  Your new navigation program is going to make you famous if these results continue.”  I tried to make sure pride showed in my voice.  Jump variance between 1 and 2 percent is considered normal.  Anything under one percent is seen as either a lucky fluke or an extremely skilled navigator.  Our last four jumps have all had a variance under .75% and it was all thanks to the customs code Henderson had written.  He is far too skilled to be on a cargo vessel. 

                “Thanks Captain, but I still think I can get us under .5%.”  It tells you everything you need to know about Jacob Henderson that he had developed the most accurate navigation software ever written and it still wasn’t good enough for him. 

                “Captain, I think we have a problem,” my systems administrator chimed in.  I was not happy to hear the concern in her voice but tried to keep my own anxiety from jumping to conclusions without any information.

                “What kind of problem Ms. Jeffries?” 

                “Well sir, I’m getting flooded by system communications and there are some conflicting reports.  The L1 Hub Station is either in civil war, being invaded, or is having massive system failures.”

                “Well seeing as that is where our cargo is heading I don’t I care for any of those options.”

                She nodded at me.  “I don’t think I do either sir.  It’s going to take a while to sort through all these.”

                “Consider it your number one priority.  We can’t make plans if we don’t know what we’re flying into.  Speaking of which, Mrs. Yamato please feel free to take the scenic route to the station.  A nice stroll instead of a jog.”

                “Yes sir, slow and steady.”

                I hit the communications button on my chair for engineering.  “Chief we are going to take it nice and slow, but I need you ready to pour on the speed.  We’re heading into an unknown situation, and I want to be ready to run for either the outer system or above the ecliptic plane.  Whichever is the closest for a jump at the time.”

                The reply came over the comms a moment later.  “We’ll be ready down here.  Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that though.”

                “Incoming message.  It’s jamming all other communications in the system.” Ms. Jeffries could not keep the concern out of her voice. 

                “I didn’t think that was possible.”

                “It shouldn’t be and to make things worse there is no identifier in the message.  I have no idea who sent it.”

                I debated internally for a few moments whether to have her play it or to head to my office and listen in private.  Controlling the flow of information and how much to share is one of the most important and least documented parts of command.  In this case the entire bridge knew there was an incoming message and my leaving the bridge to listen would send an even stronger message than anything on the broadcast.  With that in mind I made my decision.  “Play the message.”

                The raspy sound that came over the system speakers hurt my ears for a moment before it settled into a voice.  Even though it was in English the natural echo made the words difficult to understand.  They reverberated in an inhuman manner.  “This system and all its resources are now under the control of the Foline Empire.  You have two of your standard days to evacuate or likewise become our property.”  The message then started to repeat in a loop.

                “Ok, shut that thing off.  First contact with another intelligent species and they want one of our systems.” 

                “What are we going to do captain?”  Henderson looked back at me with an expression I couldn’t place.  I suspected it was a mixture of fear and anticipation. 

                “We’re going to leave.  Without any weapons we don’t really have another option.  I want to gather as much intel as we possibly can before jumping though.  I want sensor readings, and I need a way around that jamming so we can get reports from the system stations.  This is top priority for every department.”

                I pulled up my tablet and shot off commands to all my senior staff.  Then I started creating the framework for my report.  I couldn’t be sure what the other ships in the system would do, but I wasn’t going to run until I had something useful to take back with us.  At that point we only had one message and no actual information on our new enemies.      

                I tried to stay out of the way of my people and let them work, but it was difficult not to micromanage them.  I trust my crew, but the need to know right down to the second what our progress was weighed on me.  Some of the crew had family in the system and leaving didn’t sit well with them.  It didn’t sit well with me either, but I had a duty to ensure that our defense forces got the most complete reports of what happened I could provide.  It was the only way to ensure other systems didn’t fall and perhaps this one could eventually be liberated.  The crew could worry about their loved ones and the outrage they felt, but I had to have the bigger picture in mind.  I needed to be concerned with our entire civilization.

                With only an hour to spare before the Foline deadline my crew performed a miracle.  We were able to break through the communication jamming and open communications with one of the planetary orbitals.  They informed us that the hub station was destroyed, but before it went, they had transmitted deep scan readings of three enemy ships.  The orbital had been consolidating reports and performing analysis of the enemy weapon signatures before the jamming went into effect.  I had the intel I was looking for so with a heavy heart I gave my order.  “Mr. Henderson.  Please calculate and initiate the jump home.” 

                “Yes sir.”  I knew it was difficult for him to obey my order.  His husband was on the third planet of the system and jumping meant leaving him to the enemy.  He did his duty though and I pretended not to see the tear run down his face as we jumped out of the system.     

Hanging Around

Fiction Fragment Friday

This week’s story is a Ricochet story. I had the first line pop into my head and from there the story just wrote itself. That is one of the reasons I enjoy writing about Ricochet so much. The stories just flow and I am always happier after I have written one.

I have much more in store for Ricochet in the near future, but don’t like to promise too much until I’ve made progress.


               “Situation being what it is I just don’t think I can endorse your campaign for Mayor.  Also, from this angle I can see right up your nose and it’s like a forest of hair up there.  How do you even breathe?”  I was dangling by my feet from the support beam on the ceiling like a piñata with my arms tied behind my back.  David Poppy just nodded to his hired thug who swung the metal baseball bat as hard as he could into my stomach. 

               I screamed in pain and shook my entire body trying to curl up around my middle.  It was a pretty good act if I do say so myself.  See one of the biggest advantages I have at this superhero thing is that the public doesn’t understand how my powers work.  Sure, they know I’m strong and can bounce around the city, but what they don’t know is that my powers work by absorbing kinetic energy.  With every hit of the bat, I get stronger, faster, and more obnoxious.  The obnoxious part comes from my powers causing an intoxicating effect as the energy is absorbed.  That doesn’t mean that the hits don’t hurt.  They do, just not nearly as much as they would anyone else and with my healing factor any damage is being repaired with the incoming energy.  As long as I don’t get knocked out by the blow the more you hit me the stronger, I get. 

               The business suited Mr. Poppy approached me and held my mouth with one hand.  I don’t think it had the intimidation factor he thought it did since I was hanging upside down drunk with my own power.  “Joke all you want hero. You won’t be leaving this warehouse alive.”  He said hero like it was an insult.  Then he slapped me across the face and turned to his goon.  “I’ve had my fun, but I’m late for a campaign rally now.  Kill him and dispose of the body in a way it sends a message to any other do-gooders out there.”

               “Hey Lester, you get that?” I asked into the open mic in my mask.

               “Loud and clear Ric.  The video got a clear image of his face when he taunted you that last time too.”  I smiled under my mask.  They couldn’t hear Lester’s reply because it was coming through an earpiece.  My best friend, roommate, and tech genius had rigged my suit before I went out tonight.  It would never hold up in court, but I didn’t care about that.  “Broadcasting now.”  Lester had hacked into the video system at his rally and was now broadcasting the footage of him ordering my death to all his supporters.  I heard his phone beep as the video was also texted to all cell phones registered in Reignsborough.  A week before the election and the rest of the city was finally going to see who David Poppy really was. 

               I laughed as he looked at his phone in horror.  “Finally, something good on tv for a change.”  With a slight strain of my now fully powered muscles I snapped the zip ties around my wrists.  A quick waist bend to grip the chains around my feet and I was flipping over landing on the ground in a dramatic hero pose.  “What kind of last name is Poppy anyway?  I don’t know whether to make a flower joke or ask if you want the city to call you daddy.  You know what scratch that last one.”

               I kicked out at the nameless goon to my right and sent him tumbling across the room dropping his bat to the ground.  I’m sure he wasn’t nameless, but Poppy hadn’t used one.  I bet a guy like him didn’t know the names of his minions.  I decided his name should be Fred.  He would probably never know that though because he lost consciousness when he hit the wall.  I really do try to hold back when fighting people without powers, but it’s hard with the power going to my head.  I literally didn’t know my own strength either since I had been getting hit for ten minutes or so and hadn’t tested it yet. 

               Poppy pulled out a pistol and started shooting at me.  As much energy as I absorbed, I was way too fast for him to hit.  I can’t outrun a bullet or anything, but when you have been doing this as long as I have you learn to watch their hands.  You can see where he is moving to shoot.  I don’t have to move faster than a bullet, just his arm taking aim.  Each bounce around the room to dodge lets me build up momentum as absorb even more kinetic energy.  To a regular human I would be a blur of motion moving too fast for the eyes to track.

               “Stand still and die like a man,” he screamed in frustration.

               “You know I’m pretty dumb, but I’m not that dumb.”  I heard his gun click as he ran out of ammo.  “That is one of my favorite sounds in the world.”  Shifting midair, I dove towards him intending to end the fight with a single blow.  Just as I got within a few feet of him I was hit by a train and sent spiraling through the air and into a support beam denting it in the process.  Even for me that hurt bad, and I barely managed to stay conscious.  If you are aware of an incoming blow you can roll with it and hardly ever get hurt.  This hit me out of nowhere and my eyes were struggling to focus.

               “Ric are you ok?” Lester asked in my ear.

               Before I could even reach the ground, my unknown assailant hit me four more times causing me to bounce around in the air.  I’m sure it looked like something out of a video game, but I couldn’t appreciate it in that moment.  There was no leverage to be had bouncing around in the air like that making me feel helpless.  That was not a feeling I was used to in a fight.  The world was going fuzzy and if I didn’t get it together, I was going to lose consciousness and after what I had done to Poppy, I knew I wouldn’t be surviving that.  Public humiliation was far worse than injury to a guy like that.  For the first time in my superhero career, I needed to slow the pace of a fight down.

               It was in that moment that I remembered my fanny pack.  Did I say fanny pack?  I mean utility belt.  Yeah, it was in that moment that I remembered my utility belt.   I reached in and grabbed a handful of marbles dropping them to the ground under me.  Marbles are extremely handy in the field.  I can toss them with pretty good accuracy to cause a sound in the opposite direction for a distraction, pelt people with them from a distance, or just fidget with them in my hand when I get bored.  In this case they covered the floor causing the speedster attacking me to slip and lose his footing. 

               The thing to remember about speedsters is that they can react extremely quickly and tend to have excellent balance.  When running at the type of speeds this one was going though slipping didn’t provide any time to recover.  Losing his balance, he tumbled at speeds too fast to track with the eye into a pallet of boxes.  He was not lucky enough for the box to be filled with pillows like they were labeled.  Instead, he crashed into the illegal firearms he was smuggling into the city.  It was not a soft landing, but I knew that he likely would recover even faster than me. 

               The moment I hit the ground I bounced back up towards the speedster.  My vision started to clear as I closed in.  My opponent was Blueshift a mercenary willing to use his powers for anyone who can pay his exceedingly high cost.  I hadn’t run into him before, but Lester had briefed me that he was in town that morning.  My mission was complete with Poppy, but this was someone I couldn’t leave on the streets.  He was just too dangerous to be in my city. 

               Speedsters are the hardest villains to incarcerate.  Catching them is difficult because they can get away so fast, but with vibration even restraining them is nearly impossible.  There is no generic power nullifier, and I certainly don’t have the brains or money to create individualized ones.  If I manage to knock one out, they tend to bounce back even faster than I do.  Even knowing all this it felt really good to have my fist make contact with his face.  He made me feel helpless and I needed to return that favor a bit.  I used the chain that had held me up to hogtie Blueshift.  Given time he could vibrate free, but it would be much more difficult in that position. 

               “You just made this personal Ricochet,” he grunted in pain as I picked him up. 

               “See that’s where we’re different.  When you come into my town to hurt people it’s always personal to me.”  I leapt through the skylight I had broken when I came into the warehouse.  It only took a few moments to find a police car to drop him off on.  I watched from the roof across the street as the officers came out of the convenience store with their coffees and found my gift.  Smiling at a productive day I bounced off into the sunset with a sense of satisfaction.  Or I would have, except it was only about one pm so instead I bounced off to Taco Knight so I could grab lunch for Lester and I.

Paradox

Fiction Fragment Friday

I love seriously complicated time travel stories. The kind of story where you think you have everything figured out only to get to the end and start drawing new lines in your head rethinking everything you thought you knew. I’ve never actually written that kind of time travel story. Mine are usually very lite a bit more straightforward. Until now.


Mission Log Entry #1 October 10th, 2024, 12:01pm local time.

                My arrival in St. Louis in 2024 at 9:34am Central Standard Time did not go as expected.  According to mission parameters, I was to arrive at Temporal Observation Outpost 43 for resupply and data syncing.  TOO43 is an unmanned facility with little more than a bed, anchor point for arrival, storage closet, and an AI powered computer system.  It is more of a rest stop in time than anything else.  The AI, who likes to be called Martin, monitors the local internet and news sources cataloging events as they occur to compare with official records.  Despite the increase in data available after the inception of the digital age, it is actually harder to determine the truth of how events occurred.  There is information overload and the further you get from the event, the harder it is to determine the reliability of the data.  These type outposts are extremely important, but I did not arrive at TOO43.     

                The world came into focus with the excruciating headache that accompanies an arrival at a point without a temporal anchor.  Instead of landing solidly on my feet, I came out disoriented in an alley.  I’m pretty sure it was urine I slipped on, causing me to fall against a wall, hurting my shoulder.  It is still throbbing in pain an hour later.  I’ve determined that I arrived in the right city at the right time, but there is no signal coming from TOO43.  I’m writing up this log in a fast-food dining room that is shockingly empty even though it is noon.  Everyone seems to use the drive through.  Hopefully, I can reach the outpost before nighttime and get some answers.

Mission Log Entry #2 October 10th, 2024, 5:45pm local time.

                I’m trying to stay focused and keep my emotions out of these logs, but I’m panicking.  The outpost doesn’t exist.  It is not just offline; the location is an empty lot.  Without it, I don’t have easy access to the local internet or a communications relay back home.  I’m truly and completely on my own.  Thankfully, I have era appropriate false identification and currency.  I discovered at the fast-food place that my debit card doesn’t work.  I can only assume without Marvin here to keep the account active; it was closed at some point.  Unfortunately, there are few places that will rent me a room for the night without a card on file for incidentals.  After a half hour of panic, I reminded myself that my training covered this exact scenario.  I have options.

                I could return home now, but that would be a poor choice.  I need to know why the outpost is no longer here and I don’t have that information yet.  In addition, I’m noticing more and more things that just don’t seem quite like I remember them for this era.  There are anomalies and I need to document them and determine if there has been a paradox when it occurred.  For that I need the internet.  I still have time to find a library, so that is my next step.    

Mission Log Entry #3 October 10th, 2024, 9:01pm local time.

                This is bad.  This is exceedingly bad.  I haven’t found the point of variance, but the world is wrong.  The cultural changes, including fast-food restaurants being so empty inside, seem to have come from a global pandemic that lasted multiple years.  That never happened in my timeline.  I can only imagine the implications of a generation who had their life put on hold and every social interaction moved online.  At first, I thought this was the divergence, but it is worse than that. 

                While reading about this pandemic, I noticed that there was no mention of it spreading to the moon colony.  I hoped it would escape unscathed, but soon discovered that it didn’t exist.  That’s right, in this timeline there is no moon colony.  In fact, there is only one space station in orbit.  The entire space program is over twenty years behind schedule and much of it is now being run out of the private sector.  I can’t fathom what could have caused this, but without the moon colony, they haven’t found the crashed alien ship.  Without that, they haven’t reverse engineered any of its technology.  It has given me a theory about why TOO43 is gone. 

Mission Log Entry #4 January 13th, 2150, 1:03pm local time.

                My worst fear was reality.  I jumped home only to find that my home doesn’t exist.  Whatever has changed in the past, my future is gone.  The Temporal Observation Commission doesn’t exist in this timeline, so they never set up outposts.  I arrived in 2150 to find the world in ruins.  At some point in the last hundred and twenty-five years, a third world war turned nuclear.  My society never formed and Temporal Historians don’t exist.  I am a walking paradox that shouldn’t even exist, but I do.  That means I can still fix things.  Unfortunately, I will only have one chance to do it. 

                My Temporal Insertion Chronometer only has enough power for four jumps.  That isn’t normally a problem because every outpost has the equipment necessary to charge them.  Now there is nowhere in time that equipment exists.  I should have spent more time in 2024 studying the new timeline, but I got too impatient to come home for help.  Now I only have charge enough for one last jump.  I only have one chance and I’m not sure where or when to go.  This time doesn’t even have the resources to do further research.  I and by extension my timeline is screwed.                     

Mission Log Entry #5 December 13th, 1985, 3:25pm local time.

                I arrived in Titusville, Florida this morning.  I’ve given myself over a month to fix the furthest back variance I could identify.  The space program was drastically impacted by a space shuttle explosion destroying the country’s faith in NASA.  In my timeline, they discovered a fault and addressed it prior to launch.  That doesn’t happen anymore and unless I can fix that Space Shuttle Challenger will explode on live tv.  The only problem is that I don’t know how to stop it.

Mission Log Entry #6 December 20th, 1985, 8:12pm local time.

                I didn’t screw up.  My barely operating TIC detected a temporal insertion today.  I’m in the right place at the right time to correct the change.  Someone is here actively working against me to sabotage humanity’s progress.  I can’t figure out what they hope to gain, but now I finally have a lead.  For the first time in weeks, I have hope again.  I just need to figure out who they are and how they are going to do it. 

Mission Log Entry #7 January 10th, 1986, 2:12pm local time.

                I did it.  I tracked down the operative and followed them back to their local base.  The base is an observation outpost, but not like one of ours.  I recognize the technology filling their outpost and the language on the screens even though I can’t read it.  The operative may look human, but the observation post belongs to the alien species that crashed on the moon.  They must have come back in time to stop humanity from finding and reverse engineering their technology.  Stopping him is going to be exceedingly difficult, but I bought a pistol this morning.

                I didn’t just get information from the outpost.  My TIC may not be completely compatible with their technology, but it runs on the same type of power.  I’m fully recharged and have another four jumps if I need them.  I also was able to sync some of their files.  They are in a language I can’t read, but the TIC has built in translation functions.  The alien language is not one programed into it, but eventually it will create a translation. 

Mission Log Entry #8 January 20th, 1986, 9:12pm local time.

                I’m a murderer and somehow, I’m going to have to live with that.  Options were running thin, so out of desperation I took a more direct approach.  As the saboteur returned to his outpost, this evening I met him on the street and confronted him.  I pulled my pistol on him, hoping I could threaten him into giving me more information.  He reached into his pocket and before I realized what I was doing; I had pulled my trigger multiple times.  His dead eyes stared at me accusingly while his body bled out onto the street.  I’m not sure what this device he pulled from his pocket was, but it wasn’t a weapon.  My goal was to save my timeline, but now I can’t get the image of what I have done out of my head.

Mission Log Entry #9 January 28th, 1986, 11:40am local time.

                Challenge exploded.  I have failed and I don’t know why.

Mission Log Entry #10 February 10th, 1986. 4:25pm local time

                I finally came out of my drunken stupor long enough to check the alerts on my TIC.  The translation program completed, and it turns out the files I grabbed were his mission logs.  The man whose face haunts my dreams.  The man I killed.  It turns out was here to ensure that NASA found the flaw.  He was here to save Challenger and by killing him; I created this nightmare timeline.  I created a grandfather paradox that broke the causal loop paradox needed to create my timeline.  My head hurts trying to grasp the concept, and my hangover is not helping that. 

                To further complicate things, the ship on the moon and the man I killed are not extraterrestrial after all.  They came from a thousand years further down the timeline to prevent the third world war and kick start humanities advancement so we would be ready for a real alien invasion that happens in their time. Not only have I murdered a hero, but I have also wiped out my timeline and ensured that humanity will get exterminated in a thousand years.  There is not enough alcohol in the world to make me accept this. 

Mission Log Entry #10 January 19th, 1986.  12:01pm local time. 

                Well, I just shot myself in the head.  It was the only way I could think to fix what I had done.  I’ve lost track of what kind of paradox I’m now in the middle of.  I can feel myself fading out of existence, though, so I guess I won’t have to worry much longer.  I just wanted to finish up this last log entry and set it to sync up to the local outpost so someone smarter than me can figure out what all of this means.         

Fear

Fiction Fragment Friday

This is another story about the magic user Benjamin Eversole. Well that was one of the names I’ve used for him. There were a couple others before I settled. If I’m going to keep developing the character I really should get all the details of the world written up and finalized.

This story came from a thought exercise and a conversation I had during the week. The two combined seamlessly into the story you are about to read.


                Despite what many people think it is not actually the dark that they are truly afraid of.  The fear comes from what the darkness represents and the emotion it elicits.  Humans don’t like the unknown and darkness takes the world we know and hides it from us.  Our minds create worst case scenarios about what we can’t see.  For some the imagined dangers are far worse than anything the world they know could possibly present them with.

                When you really think about it most fears can be distilled to a lack of control.  We are so obsessed with controlling every aspect of our world that when we can’t it makes us feel helpless.  Darkness, flying, heights, and even claustrophobia are all just a fear of things we can’t control in our environment.  These moments of fear are when the world reminds us just how little control, we actually hold over it. 

                In moments of fear, I try to remind myself that it is just a lack of control that I fear.  There is no point in obsessing about the things you can’t control.  That mental energy is better spent on those things that you can.  Of course, the human mind doesn’t really function on logic.  It is a crazy jumbled mess and that is before we even factor in chemical imbalances or trauma.     

                Knowing all of this didn’t really help me in that moment.  I was in a rickety old Ferris Wheel car rocking back and forth.  When you think about it Ferris Wheels are really the center of a Venn diagram of fears.  Are you afraid of heights, enclosed spaces, large spaces, exposure, being on moving objects, or vertigo?  Well, all those fears intersect right smack dab in a Ferris Wheel.  I don’t know how anyone could enjoy and not be triggered by one of those things. 

                Why was I on a Ferris Wheel if I find them terrifying you might ask.  Well, it was the only way to get a good view of the entire carnival area.  Something dark and hungry was hunting on the carnival grounds and I was having no luck finding it on foot.  From above I could send out tendrils of power and blanket the whole area with a web of detection.  Oh yeah there was a spider in the Ferris Wheel car with me so I guess we can add arachnophobia to that list.  Thankfully I don’t suffer from it.  I was extremely exposed with no where to go though and in my line of work that is terrifying. 

                I saw the shadow move behind the game booths and my detection web surged.  It had a feel to it that was unmistakable.  The creature hunting the grounds was a shadow lynx.  A being made of living shadows and condensed fears.  My anxiety suddenly made a lot more sense.  They have an aura about them that draws out fears in humans.  They feed on them which might not sound bad, but a person’s fear is a part of them.  Eating the fear is like taking a bite out of their very soul.  What makes them more dangerous is because they use your own fear against you their aura cuts right through most mental defenses.

                Knowing what I was dealing with I adjusted my defenses to prevent further aura impact.  Unfortunately, because it had found its way in, I couldn’t shield from the fear it had already induced in me.  I was high above the carnival locked in a cage wracked with fear and had no way of directly confronting the predator.  I had made a mistake and now all I could do was watch helplessly as it narrowed in on its prey.  A lost child.  I was supposed to be the one guarding innocent people from these supernatural beings, and I had failed.  Depression, frustration, and self-loathing fought to overwhelm the fear.  That was when I had a realization. 

                I pulled the power from my web and focused it on the shadow lynx.  It couldn’t do anything to harm the creature, but that wasn’t my intent.  I poured every bit of power I could generate in my diminished state.  Working with magical energies requires extreme focus and debilitating emotions can destroy that focus.  I was extremely weak magically in that moment, but I had enough for what I was trying to do.  My power lit up the lynx magically like a spotlight.  Anything with any degree of magical sensitivity couldn’t help but be drawn to the creature.

                I saw them drop from the sky and swoop through the rows of food and game booths.    Five airborne predators known for being territorial.  Shadow Ravens closed in on the lynx circling it.  They took turns diving and pecking at the creature, but the lynx would not go easily.  With a lunge it plucked one of the birds from the air ripping it into threads of shadow it could absorb.  The larger collection of emotions couldn’t all be digested, but Shadow Ravens do contain fear. 

                The fight was fairly evenly matched, and I couldn’t be sure of the winner.  I did know that child was going to be the loser in the end if I couldn’t get there.  The victor was going to be hurt and hungry, needing to replenish their own energies.  My desperate move pointing the lynx out to the ravens had been a stalling tactic to give me more time.  I had recognized the other feelings being pushed on me as an additional aura.  I figured pitting the two predator types against each other would give me an opportunity to think of something else.

                My gambit had an unexpected benefit.  With the shadow creatures fighting their auras had shrunk.  They needed all their power for the fight and that meant they couldn’t mess with my head anymore.  My focus was returning and with focus came power.  I reached deep within my internal reservoirs and fed courage and positive thoughts into it.  For creatures of shadow the tint of emotions they were incapable of digesting could poison them.

                I fed my power into the park’s lighting fixtures causing them to grow brighter.  The light was imbued with my power and burned away at the shadow creatures.  I felt screams of psychic pain from them as they withered under my attack.  I knew the bulbs couldn’t last much longer and sure enough they started shattering.  With an open path of darkness, the predators fled into the night.  I slumped back into my seat in a combination of relief and exhaustion.  They were still out there somewhere, but the kid was safe.  That would have to be enough.                 

Analysis Paralysis

Fiction Fragment Friday

I know I usually start off by telling you the inspiration for my stories, but this week I really have no idea where this one came from. As the story progresses I can see clear places where I was inspired by thoughts or real life events. The beginning though is a mystery even to me.


                “Good morning, Jamie.  How dark would you like your toast this morning?”

                “Have you ever thought that I might not want toast?  That I might be so sick of toast that the very thought of it makes me want to vomit?”

                The digitized face on the toaster changed from a smile to a frown, and then settled on a circle mouth.  “Oh.  That’s ok.  I could make you a bagel. Perhaps a frozen waffle?”

                Jamie turned away from the toaster without answering.  “Coffee I just need a coffee.”

                “Of course.  Would you like mocha, hazelnut, or expresso?”  The coffee maker looked hopeful knowing that now was it’s time to shine.

                “Just coffee.  Plain black coffee with nothing in it.”

                “8oz or 16?  How strong would you prefer?  What temperature would you like it served at?”

                Jamie screamed in frustration.  “Forget it, just forget it.  Why does everything have to be so complicated?  It’s too early to make decisions.”  She stormed out of the kitchen into the living room and slumped in her recliner.  “Finally some peace and..”

                “Thank you for choosing to sit on me this morning.  Would you like me to engage the massage or heating features?  I can recline by any angle you would like.”

                “DAD!!!” Jamie yelled while jumping out of her chair.  She stomped her feet all the way down into the basement where her father was hard at work in his lab.  He was sitting at a computer with circuit boards spread across the counter.  He turned his chair to face her.

                “Oh, hey pumpkin.  Having a good morning?”

                 “No,  No I am not.”

                “What’s wrong dear?”

                Jamie stomped her feet and crossed her arms over her chest.  “What’s wrong?  What’s wrong?  You updated the AI on all the appliance again and installed one in my chair.  Do you have any idea what it’s like to sit on something and have it start talking to you?”

                “I’d answer that, but you said you didn’t want to hear about my love life.”

                “Not funny.”

                “Come on it was a little funny.  Lighten up a bit.  Everything doesn’t have to be so serious.”

                “I just want a simple morning.  Wake up grab a coffee, eat breakfast and rest in my chair until I have to go to school.  I don’t want to play twenty questions with inanimate objects.”

                “If they talk to you, are they still inanimate?”

                 “Yes,  yes they are. They’re appliances and furniture.  They don’t need to talk to us.”  As the anger started to run dry, she felt tears coming to her eyes.

                Her father stood and wrapper her in his arms.  “Oh, baby what’s really going on here?”

                Through the sobs she managed to answer.  “So many questions.  I just want something simple in life.   When everything is giving me options I can’t think.  I just lock up.  It makes me not even want my coffee anymore.  You ruined my morning coffee.  The one thing in life that made sense.” 

                He patted her back.  “Life won’t always make sense.  You’re still struggling to figure out what you want to go to college for aren’t you?”

                “Yes” It came out through sniffles and in a defeated tone.  “What if I pick the wrong major?”

                “Then you pivot and do something else.  You’re young and yes you will make mistakes and change your mind.  That is all just part of life.”  He pulled back so he could look her in the eyes.  “Do you know what my college degree is in?”

                “No.”

                “Culinary Arts.  I wanted to be a chef.  When I got into a high-pressure kitchen I had a nervous breakdown.  I just can’t do fast paced environments.  I need to think and analyze.  So, I quit and learned programing.  Decisions don’t have to be final.”

                Taking a moment Jamie composed herself again.  She hated crying, but it was happening more often with her feelings of being overwhelmed.  “Could you please just talk to me before you install a new AI next time?  My chair was my safe zone, and now it’s asking me questions too.” 

                “I’m sorry baby.  I’ll remove it and I promise no new AI without telling you first.”

                “Thanks.  That’s all I ask.  I’m going to go take a shower before school.”  She turned and headed back up the stairs.  Her father turned back to his computer feeling like there was something extremely important that he had forgotten. 

                Five minutes later Jamie stepped climbed into the shower looking forward to just hiding from the world for a while.  “Hello Jamie.  How warm would you like the water?  Are you in the mood for a light mist or a heavy pressure this morning?”

                “DAAAAD!!!!!” 

Altercation

Fiction Fragment Friday

This week’s story came from a dream. In the dream I was writing this story out by hand in a notebook. I was also acting out the fight and pausing to write the descriptions. When I woke the scene was too good to not do something with. Of course being a dream it didn’t have an ending nor did it have actual words written.

I also find fight scenes to be a bit of a struggle for me to write because I don’t think visually. That meant this was going to be a much needed challenge. I am exceedingly happy with how the story ended up turning out and I hope you are too.


               A wave of panic hit me like a physical thing.  I had only been in one fight over my entire seventeen years up to that point and it was an even match.  As such any fight would have made me nervous, but this pushed me past that.  The girl across from me looked like any other incredibly beautiful girl my age, but deep down I could feel that she was not human.  I instinctively knew that she was faster, stronger, and far more vicious than me.  She exuded an oppressive aura of fear and was posed to strike. 

               I grabbed the walker next to me with both hands and shoved it out in front of me.  I was operating on instinct and at that moment it didn’t even strike me as strange that there was a walker in the room.  I positioned the legs of the walker around the girl hoping to pin her against the wall and keep her from attacking.  There was no next step to my plan other than not be viciously killed. 

               She moved faster than my eyes could completely process.  In one fluid motion she spun to her left and stepped back easily dodging to face the side of the walker.  Her right hand reached into the inner pocket of her jacket pulling out a collapsable baton.  It only took a flick of her wrist to fully expand it while swinging at my left arm just below the shoulder.  My body shook with the impact of the walker against the wall a fraction of a second before the baton hit.

               Pain, unlike anything I had ever felt, shot through my arm where the baton struck.  My body twisted with the impact sending the walker tumbling to the ground.  I think I screamed, but everything went fuzzy at that moment.  Nausea rose and for a moment I thought I was going to vomit on her.  My stomach thankfully settled as I stumbled back in shock.  My useless left arm hung at my side not responding to my attempts at moving it.  If she had pressed her attack in that moment, I would have been helpless to defend myself. 

               I forced my head up and found a smiling face staring back at me.  My eyes were drawn to the fangs in her upper row of teeth.  I also couldn’t help but notice that she was not moving.  I don’t just mean she was standing still either.  She was supernaturally still in a way I never imagined was possible.  Her chest was not rising or falling with breath, her eyes did not blink, and there was not the slightest sway to her body.  I expected her to be moving to attack or at least in a defensive stance.  Instead, she just stood there looking at me.

               “What do you want,” I pleaded hoping for some kind of mercy.

               “What do I want?” She let out a chuckle that sent shivers down my spine.  “Should I point out that you made the first move?  Perhaps I should be asking what you want.”  There was no anger to her comments, just a musical slightly wistful note to her tone.  She seemed genuinely amused by me.        

               I fought back the tears threatening to overwhelm me.  Pain and fear were combining with the shock and only a deep born stubbornness was keeping my betraying body in check.  “Can’t we just talk?”

               “Do you always talk with a walker?”  She licked her lips staring at my arm.

               I looked down to see what had drawn her attention.  It was turning dark black and purple where the baton had struck me.  The visible blood just under the skin seemed to be tempting her like the smell of a good steak on the grill might tempt me.  “I’m sorry, I panicked.  I’ll just go now, and we can forget about this. “

               I didn’t see her move.  One moment she was facing me and the next she was behind me.  Her left hand put pressure on my bruise making me wince and let out a bit of a whimper. Her body was pressed against mine from behind with her lips barely brushing my right ear.  I could feel a sharp nail on the tip of her finger running along my neck.  “Oh, girly it’s too late for that.  You made me work up an appetite.”  My mind screamed to run, but my body would not respond to it.   

               I let out a gasp of pain as her fangs pierced the skin on my neck.  It was a sharp focused pain like a needle then the skin in that area went numb.  Initially I felt a warmth spread across my body as my mind went fuzzy.  It was so hard to focus of continue to have clear thoughts.  Everything was sensations that didn’t match the physical effects of blood loss.  I began to shiver uncontrollably as the warmth left me and a cold unlike anything I had ever experienced took its place.  My vision started to darken, and, in that moment, I accepted my approaching death. 

               “Young Mistress you know better than that.”  I was too disoriented to be startled by the British accented man in the doorway, but thankfully she wasn’t.  At the sound of his voice, I felt her lips leave my neck and my mind start to clear.  I was woozy from blood loss, but whatever had sapped my will to fight was quickly fading. 

               “But Harrington.”  There was a whine to her tone now completely at odds with her previous assuredness. 

               “No buts young lady.  The rules are very clear.  No killing at school and the punishment if you turn her is even more severe.”

               The room began to spin around me until the floor came rushing up to hit me.  I lay there staring up at the girl who had just dropped me.  “Fine.  Fix it then.  That’s what you always do.  Make mommy and daddy’s problems go away.”  She motioned to me as if I were one of these problems. 

               “If but I could, but you are still here despite my vehement objections.  Run along though and I will clean up after you as always.”

               She stomped out of the room with exaggerated motions and huffing sounds.  It was so different from the smooth creature that had nearly killed me just moments ago.  I struggled to move, but had no strength left and my arm still wouldn’t respond to me.  I tried to speak to call for help but couldn’t make the sound come. 

                The man who I could now see was in an immaculate black tailored suit came over to my side.  “Now what shall we do with you?” he pondered as he stood over me.  He reached into his pocket and pulled out a vial of glowing blue liquid.  I struggled as he moved to pour it down my throat, but he easily overpowered me.  “Now, now, stop your fighting.  I’m not going to hurt you unless of course you try to tell anyone about what happened here.  You see my mistress is not allowed to take a life while at school, but I assure you I have no such restrictions.  If you become a problem I will have to deal with you more permanently.”  He patted my cheek and stood to leave.  “Now be a good girl and try to forget this ever happened.”

               I once again felt warmth spread through my body.  Sensations returned to my arm causing me to scream in pain before the pain faded.  I found I could move it again and the bruises were already fading.  My vision started to clear, but my eyelids felt so heavy I couldn’t keep them open.  My strength was not returning as fast as the rest of my body was healing.  Instead, I slipped from consciousness needing a long rest.         

Canon

Fiction Fragment Friday

This week’s story is a little short, but hopefully a good conversation. For once it is not a writing issue I’m struggling with even though the main character is one I have frequently used as a stand-in for myself.


            “So, tell me again why you can’t write the next Benjamin Eversole book?”  My agent was not happy, but then again, he is never happy these days.

            “Because I suck.  Well, no I guess I don’t suck, but I used to suck.  My writing has improved over the years, but the first few books were written when I still sucked.”

            “I’m not getting the problem here.  Your writing has improved.  That’s great just write books you think are better now.”

            As usual he just did not understand.  How could someone who works with so many talented authors not grasp the very basic concepts of being a writer?  “Thos books are out there though, and I established things.  Stupid things that are now cannon and I have to write around them.”

            “Like what?  Can’t you just retcon it?”

            “Retcon?  Retcon?  Do you know how rabid my fans are?  I make even the slightest mistake and reddit crucifies me.  Hell, if I’m not sure about something I ask there anonymously.  They know more about my characters than I do.”

            The line went silent for a moment as he thought through his response.  He only does that when he thinks I’m acting crazy.  I prepared myself for a dismissive reply, but it didn’t come.  “Yeah, they are kind of insane about the details and theories.  They can take the smallest phrase you write and make it into a five-book long term plan.  Most of those mistakes you worry about they think are clues.” 

            “Exactly.  How am I supposed to live up to those expectations?”

            “You don’t try.  What I need you to do is remember who you are.  What I need you to do is to sit down and write the best book you can.  Most importantly what I need you to do is to get out of your own damn head and remember that you have gotten better.  You know exactly where you want these characters to go.  Just take them there.”

            “In my first book though I said humans can’t survive in the mirror universe.  I forgot about that when I tossed his closest ally through the mirror in the last book.  I need him back because he’s the only one who can give Benjamin the exposition dumps the next book requires.”

            “Did you say humans can’t survive or did Benjamin?  You know you can have him be wrong.  Even better, just bring the character back and make how a mystery.  Let your fans look for clues and come up with their own theories.  Hell, if you steal one instead of being mad, they will do victory laps about being right.”

             It was my turn to sit there in silence.  The idea was simple, but that didn’t keep it from being genius.  He was right.  I didn’t need to provide all the answers.  It’s a series not a solo book.  “Ok.”

            “Ok?”

            “Ok I’m ready to write now.”  I not only felt energized, I felt inspired to write.

            “That’s great.  I’m glad I could help.  Let’s go over your interview schedule.”

            “Uhm, no you don’t understand.  I’m ready right now.  I gotta go while the creative juices are flowing.  Talk to you later.”   I hung up just imagining my agent yelling at his phone.  I knew he wouldn’t call back though because getting the book written was more important than anything else he might have wanted to talk about.  With a smile on my face thinking about his frustration I opened up my novel and started typing.    

Pressure

Fiction Fragment Friday

It should not be hard to read between the lines on this story. Sometimes the act of writing can be a way to give form to things you are struggling with and give you the power to overcome them. I couldn’t decide on a story for today so I just started describing how I was feeling and letting it develop into a story about the magic user I keep touching on in my fiction.


                I had so much I needed to get done, but instead of working on any of it I sat there overwhelmed by anxiety.  It was frustrating because I had the motivation but couldn’t find even the smallest level of energy.  The only thing I could focus on was the general anxiety that consumed my entire being.  Every sound felt like it was the one that was going to be the final straw that crushed what was left of my sanity.    

The anxiety wasn’t focused on any particular thought or fear.  Instead, it felt like a pressure that held me in place.  My very skin was a trap constraining me inside it.  I wanted to scream to the sky in outrage and defiance, but my mouth wouldn’t work.  Even breathing was difficult as the pressure pushed me down.  My own treacherous body was betraying me at every turn.  The helplessness was driving me mad. 

My eyes desperately searched the living room for help.  Instead of reassurance all I found was every stain, out of place item, and crooked picture on the wall.  I saw unfinished projects and unrealized dreams in every direction.  The one place that was supposed to be my sanctuary just reinforced my feeling of failure and self-hatred.  I had failed everyone, but no one more so than myself.  That was where my opponent had underestimated me. 

With a gasp I stood from my chair.  In my life I had performed many strenuous activities, but none felt more difficult than just standing with the metaphorical weight of the world pressing down on my mind.  My opponent thought that crippling anxiety, doubt, and self-hatred would destroy me.  Whoever they were they didn’t realize that I had a lifetime of experience with these feelings.  They might slow me; they could not keep me from acting when something truly needed to be done.  No one could compartmentalize better than I could. 

“Show yourself you son of a bitch,” I screamed out to the world.  Each movement, each breath, and each word lessened the pressure pushing down on me.  “I said show yourself.”  I pushed energy into my words.  Energy moments ago, I wouldn’t have thought I had.  I was not helpless.  I was a magic practitioner.  A guardian and a shield to protect others from the malicious creatures that walk in the dark.  If I fell who would be there for all those that needed me?  I took another step forward and flung enough magical energy into the room to send anything not firmly in place flying. 

The wave of energy I had pushed out hit my wards and rebounded back through my home.  Waves of energy bounced around passing harmlessly through me by causing damage I would be cleaning up for weeks.  The words fed the energy with each rebound until finally something invisible right in front of me let out a scream of pain. 

I watched as a human figure appeared out of the air.  I couldn’t be sure if it was a physical being who had been obscuring their visual presence or a being of energy being ripped into my plane of existence.  In that moment I didn’t care either.  I had a target, and I was in the center of my own power.  I focused the energy on my opponent and gave them a smile as the form stabilized. 

There standing hunched over almost in arms reach I saw myself.  His own smile was the thing of nightmares as he looked up at me with contempt.  “Two can play at that game,” he said, and he lifted his arms sending a wave of energy at me.  It hit like a physical thing lifting me into the air and flinging me across the room into my bookshelf which proceeded to collapse on top of me. 

The pain was intense.  I wasn’t sure if I had broken anything, but it was a distinct possibility.  I had cuts gouged into me and wooden splinters sticking out of my skin.   The waves of induced emotions hit me again like a train, but this time I had pain and adrenaline to help me focus through them.  Rising to my feat I focused on putting up my mental defenses.  This enemy crashed right through them like they weren’t even there. 

He laughed at me.  “Just give up already.  I’m you.  You can’t protect yourself from me.  I know all your defenses, all your weak spots, and those horrible thoughts that you don’t dare give voice to.  I am those thoughts.” 

“You’re not me.”  I spat the words at him, but they didn’t have any conviction to them.  I had felt the flavor of his power as he tossed me across the room, and it was a part of me.  He was a part of me.  It was in that moment I realized what I was facing.  “You aren’t even real.  You’re just a shadow given purpose.”   Something out there from the nightmare realm had used a fraction of my own power and fed it energy.  This being was not truly alive.  It was a shadow of myself pulled from my own dreams and turned against me. 

“You don’t know anything,” he screamed as he approached me.  He raised his fist and brought it down punching me across the face.  “You’ve wasted your power.  I’m going to use it better then you ever could have.” 

He went to punch me again, but I pushed myself forward wrapping my arms around him in a bear hug.  “No.  You are a part of me though and I want that part back.”  I pulled on the energy forming my shadow.  Someone else had stollen my energy and my subconscious thoughts from my dreams.  They had turned parts of me into a weapon that had come far closer to destroying me than I care to admit.  In that moment though I felt my energy within him, and I took it back. 

    I held him tight as he disincorporated and flowed back inside me.  With all my focus I filtered out the foreign energy and contained it in the only container I had within reach.  The foreign energy was still connected to the being who had tried to assassinate me and I was not about to let them get it back without tracking them down.  Items are created with a purpose and when they serve that purpose they have power.  My cardboard Chinese takeout container was made to keep its contents from spilling out so it only took a sliver of my own power to make it an inescapable prison for this energy. 

With the danger passed I collapsed to the floor.  I lay there feeling physically and mentally broken and leaking blood onto my floor.  I was grateful for hard wood floors because I wasn’t sure how to get blood out of carpet.  I had more things I needed to do than I cared to think about with hunting down this being just the latest thing added to that list.  As I groaned in pain, I accepted that would be a task for another day.  I had spent the night fighting myself while I had won it left me with no energy left to do anything else. 

The Most Boring Apocalypse

Fiction Fragment Friday

I started this story trying to come up with a boring way for the world to end. Instead this story morphed into something else entirely. I kept the original name, but once the dialog started it just developed a life of it’s own.


                Robots, AI, nuclear war, asteroid impact, zombies, even natural disasters; there are so many more interesting ways I had imagined the world coming to an end.   Misfiled paperwork did not even make my list.   According to the very confused alien intern who crashed his spaceship in the ten acres of wilderness I own behind my house, that is exactly what is happening.    

I stood there dumbfounded staring at the three-foot orange furred, silver suit clad creature trying to explain the mix-up.  It would have been adorable if its high-pitched voice wasn’t so grating.  “Woah there, let’s take this down a notch.  Let me see if I understand you correctly.  You intern for Gorbulax some politician in the galactic senate.:

“Ugh, no.  I intern for Gorbax a level seven bureaucrat with the Supreme Galactic Union.”  He waved his arms wildly as he spoke and the two little antenna on his head twitched in agitation. 

“Yeah, that’s what I said.  Anyway, a long time ago someone misfiled Earth and Venus so your people thought Earth was a hostile environment and Venus had developed life.”

“Yes, well no, but that is close enough.  Our dimensional fold drives produce waste so toxic that we don’t trust storing it on any planet that could hold life or even be terraformed.  Earth showed up on a database search as the perfect match for storing this waste since it is so hopelessly toxic.” 

“But it’s not.”

“Well, no I can see that by the fact that I’m standing here without a helmet and I’m not dead yet.  Your military certainly tried though.” 

“I would have thought a couple puny Earth jet fighters wouldn’t be able to do anything to a fancy spaceship like that.”  I pointed over his shoulder to the metal monstrosity that destroyed my campsite.  Thankfully I had run back to the house to grab my lighter just before he crashed.  He had gotten the fires put out and the smoke dispersed fairly quickly, but I couldn’t help but suspect the military was on its way.  That did not make me the least bit happy.  I didn’t feel like being disappeared by some man in black.

“Well, it wouldn’t have if I was on a military ship.  That’s my own personal transport.  No weapons, shields, or armor. Like one of your automobiles.” 

“If our planet was supposed to be a toxic waste in your system, how do you know about cars?  Why are you speaking English instead of some alien mumbo jumbo?”

I’ve had dogs all my life and let me tell you they can give you some adorable expressions.  Up to that point though I had never seen anything quite so adorable as this little alien giving me his offended face.  “I assure you I am most certainly not speaking English.  All civilized societies equip their dignitaries with translators that create mental connections between living beings and broadcast the concepts adapting them to the appropriate dialect.  As for your automobiles, well, I was observing your planet for twenty minutes before I was so rudely hit by one of your missiles.  I tried to run, but my ship needs time for the repair bots to make it flyable again.”

“Probably not going to get that time.  I’m sure the government will be here any minute.  They’ll chop you up for science and lock me up for knowin about it.” 

“Well, if they do that then your planet becomes the waste dump it is scheduled to be.  The first shipment will arrive in just under a week of your time.”

“Won’t they see that this isn’t a dead planet like you did?”

“They would.  If they were living beings.  The waste is so dangerous we only send it in ships piloted by robot crews.  They aren’t allowed to think, just follow orders.  That’s why I was sent ahead.  To facilitate proper delivery and ensure there were no unexpected complications.”

I laughed.  “So you got put on robot babysitting duty?”

“That is…well I suppose it actually is not an inaccurate way of putting it.  If I can’t get into space to meet them though I’ll die from the toxic dumping before your government people can dissect me.”

“So, if I want my planet to not be destroyed, I need to make sure the government doesn’t get you or your ship.  Is that about the size of it?”

“That is correct.”  He had a smug little smile on his face that rubbed me the wrong way. 

“And why exactly should I believe a word you have to say?”

“Can you risk not?”  Well, the thing had a pretty good point with that.  Besides, even if it was lying, I didn’t exactly want the government getting access to his technology. That wouldn’t be good for anyone. 

I looked at his ship and tried to measure it in my head.  It was much smaller than I thought a spaceship should be.  I would have expected some giant flying saucer not something that looked more like a Winnebago with wings.  I suppose it was banged up bad so it might not always be quite so blocky.  Still, it looked like it could only fit a couple people and with how small the door was I would have been a tight squeeze.  The small size though might very well have been the saving grace.

“I tell you what.  I can probably tow that thing on my flatbed back up to the house.  I got a race car transport truck up there that I bet this thing can fit into.  We might need to open the side and hang a tarp over it.   The sooner we get on the road the better.  How long is it gonna take those robots of yours to finish repairs?”  The story of how I got that truck is quite a doozy, but I suppose you aren’t interested in that one. 

He looked down at a hologram projecting from a watch-like band on his arm.  “Looks like if they focus on just what I need to leave orbit they can be done in twelve hours.”   

“Well, I suppose we best get started then and I’ll have to see what I can do to buy us some extra time.”  So that’s exactly what I did.  I hauled his ship up on my truck and off we went. 

Twenty-four hours, a convoy and one jackknifed truck full of kitty litter and here I am sitting in one of your interrogation rooms.  The little guy got away though.  So, the way I see it I just saved the world and instead of disappearing me you government folks should be giving me a medal of some kind.  Least you could do is let me not pay taxes for a few years.  Though I suppose I could be content with you accepting my silence and letting me head home.   If you don’t let me out of here in the next half hour or so my little space buddy up there is gonna start broadcasting things you don’t want broadcasted.  Now I might be bluffing, but are you willing to take that chance?

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