Story Sunday
It’s not Friday so lets just call this Story Sunday. I did start writing it on Friday, but only barely got started.
You all know I love Tokusatsu. For anyone who doesn’t know that is the term for live action practical effect tv shows with big over the top colorful hero characters. Obvious examples are Super-Sentai which is known as Power Rangers in the United States, Kamen Rider, Ultraman, and even Godzilla himself has connections to this genre.
This is not the first story I’ve written to take inspiration from the genre, but it is probably the most blatant.
Warning sirens have been blaring for minutes. The ground shakes under our very feet. My team is out there somewhere fighting an army of mass cloned creatures to protect our city. They’re good, but it won’t be enough without me. Meanwhile, I’m trapped in a crowded elevator stuck between floors without power.
“Ok, I think something crawled up inside that dog and died.”
The woman is right, but I don’t appreciate her pointing out what I’ve been trying to ignore. We barely have room to move in this elevator, and the air was already getting stale. Either this dog here with us has serious digestive distress, or someone is trying to blame it on the dog.
“Sorry, he farts when he’s scared.”
I wish these people would just shut up. My friends could be dying out there, this elevator could fall at any moment, and all any of them can talk about is a farting dog. I’m not even sure how they can notice over the perfume the woman in front of me is drenched in.
My communicator goes off in my pocket again. The best I can do is hit the button to silence it, but even that is difficult with how packed in we are.
“Whose obnoxious ringtone keeps going off?” I can’t even see the face of the guy complaining because of how dim the emergency lights are.
My eyes strain looking at the ceiling for one of those escape hatches that they always have in movies. If it is there, it certainly isn’t out in the open. No way I could get to it around these people, anyway.
The building shakes again, and the elevator dramatically drops a few feet. The woman in front of me screams, the dog yelps, and this time I don’t blame either of them. I need to get out of this elevator.
“Hey someone up front, try the doors again,” I say, hoping maybe we have fallen into position. My heart sinks as I see them pushing the buttons. “No, try to pry it open.”
I wipe the sweat from my face as it stings my eyes. The elevator is hot, and I can’t be sure if it is just the body heat or a fire somewhere in the building. Light comes through the crack in the door, and I can tell we are mostly aligned with the floor.
The door is almost open when the dog suddenly starts to growl at it. I see why instantly. There in the hall, two grotesque clone soldiers are turning towards us, raising their guns. I wouldn’t have seen them in time through the crowd if not for that warning.
I leap into the air over my fellow passengers and just barely make it through the door. I think I may have kicked a few of them in the process, but it couldn’t be helped. The two holding the door get startled and lose their grip. I land in a perfect combat pose, crouched low to the floor as the laser blasts hit the now closed elevator doors behind me.
“You two have no idea how unlucky you are,” I say as I charge forward, punching the one on the right in the face and kneeing the one on the left. A spinning sweep takes them both off their feet and dual punches to their stabilization modules on the chest finish them. I will never understand why the device that keeps their clone DNA stable is built into a raised letter T on their chests. I’m grateful though because it makes them easy to beat.
I pull my communicator out of my pocket and hit the button. “Guys, I’m here now. What’s the status?” Outside the window, I see the twenty story tall monster. It looks like they used rhino and elephant DNA mixed with electronics to create this one.
Relay our robotic assistant came over my communicator. “Oh thank heavens you’re there. The monster is called GoreTrunk. The others are holding it off, but they can’t form the CyberWarrior without you.”
“Have the drone meet me on the roof.” I pull out my Cyberkey and make the motions in the air needed to trigger it. “Cyberpower unlock.” In an instant, from some extra-dimensional space, my suit appears around me, helmet and all. It doesn’t matter how much muscle I put on, it always fits perfectly. I once had a cast on my arm, and it still looked like it was skin tight. It may look like spandex, but it certainly is not. It absorbs kinetic impact and can’t be cut or burned. None of this will ever make sense to me.
I slide out the door onto the roof just in time for a red cable to drop down and latch onto my arm. Making a pose with that arm up in the air, I’m pulled through the sky and deposited into the waiting cockpit of my giant mech. It is a ten story tall robotic red dog. “Ok guys, bring it together.”
“We need CyberWarrior Power Now” We all yell in unison. Mine and the rest of my team’s mechs all start transforming with parts sliding into each other and joining into a much larger robot. My chair slides down and joins the others in one joint cockpit.
“Sorry I’m late, guys.”
“Better late than never.”
That is my team for you. No matter what I do, they are always there to support me. Today, though, I’m in no mood to waste time. As soon as our power bars reach max I hit the button and a plasma sword forms from our giant robotic warrior’s hands. “Time to send GoreTrunk packing.” The CyberWarrior moves in sync with my motions, and we deliver the finishing blow.
I should be happier, but from up in the cockpit I can see all the damage done to the city while I was trapped in the elevator. I can only imagine how many people were hurt. We follow so many rules to fight evil, and I can’t help but wonder if there isn’t a more efficient way.