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Fiction Fragment Friday

This week’s “story” is a bit short because it makes sense for the format. I decided to write a flash fiction in the format of an Airbnb listing for a haunted house. I didn’t want it to come out and say that it was haunted though I wanted to build the story around the format of a listing with subtle and obvious clues.

Entire House in Eureka Missouri

Hosted by Victoria

Overview:

Come stay in an adorable 3-bedroom House nestled among the rolling hills of Eureka Missouri.  A quiet home surrounded by 4 acres of woodland will ensure you the utmost privacy.  Two bathrooms, a living room, and a finished game room in the basement round out this prime location to get away from everything.  You will love the original hardwood floors and brick fireplace. 

You will have full access to the home and no direct interaction with the owner.  Should any issues arise, please contact us immediately.  We will arrange for cleaners, a handyman, or religious services to come on site. 

Our guests have all had a very memorable experience. 

Amenities:

  • Plenty of onsite parking
  • Keyless entry with doors that sometimes open for you
  • A 1919 phonograph player
  • Antique Piano
  • Fully stocked kitchen (includes standard appliances and ceremonial cutlery)
  • Antique rocking chair

House Rules:

  • Do not ever go into the attic.  It is unsafe.  
  • Follow all checkout cleaning directions, as we do not go onsite for any reason.
  • Do not use or move the rocking chair, it is fragile.
  • While the paintings may appear to have eyes that are following you, do not attempt to cover them.  They are original to the house and extremely valuable.  

Other Things to Note:

  • The house is old, and creaks are perfectly normal.  Some guests have described the sounds as resembling crying or wailing at night.  This is simply wind through the hills.      
  • Some guests have reported waking to breakfast already being made in the kitchen.  Please rest easily knowing that we will not be entering the house while you are there or otherwise.  These instances are likely sleep cooking or romantic gestures by guests that did not want to claim credit. 
  • Writing on mirrors with what we assure you is just red lipstick despite the metallic scent can easily be cleaned off with the wipes provided in the cabinet under the sink.  There will always be a case of them ready for use. 
  • Being surrounded by so much nature some visitors find they wake up at night struggling to breathe and feeling a heavy weight on their chest.  Allergy or sinus medication should clear that right up. 
  • There are extra blankets in the hallway closet.  Being an older house there are drafts so you may find that a warm room can very quickly become chilly.  It is just a great excuse to snuggle up with your loved ones. 
  • You may hear the piano playing softly overnight.  Please enjoy the sleep ambience.

Cancellation Policy

        No cancellations accepted after check-in.  Early departures will not be granted partial refunds.